Position vacant

Nurse required for 4 weeks casual fulltime work. Approx 154 hours a week.

Take the next step in developing your career in cripple engineering and lame-o control systems in a not to be missed opportunity for the experienced and enthusiastic holistic health care professional. This is a fantastic role for the right person offering a rewarding career with exceptional opportunities and growth potential.

The successful candidate will ideally have demonstrated experience and skills in the following areas as well as posses the following:

* A willing attitude.
* Excellent presentation and beguiling personality.
* Experience in; food (and cocktail) preparation, cripple humouring, shopping, attending to trivial whims, administration of varying strengths of painkillers as well as additional medications as required.
* An extensive DVD collection.
* A late model white Cadillac stretch limousine with driver and security and well-stocked mini bar for trips to King St IGA and Laundromat.
* A superb grasp of the intricacies of the Mac operating system and various audio related applications as well as a thorough grounding in the ways in which these are infinitely inferior to PC equivalents.
* An understanding of the needs of hyperactive, partially bipolar, arrested developmental, tech kids who suddenly can’t ride their bike, drop in on their friends or go to the beach and a thorough understanding of, and ability to carry out, suitable distractions from the frustrations implicit in the above.
* An excellent sense of humour as well as the understanding of when to bypass said sense of humour in order to appear amused at inane drivel and lunatic type ravings of patient/client.
* Maintaining a strict regime of recuperative discipline and a proven track record of success in maintaining patients interest and adherance to such a program.

Additional duties may be necessary as required.

Renumeration according to experience, presentation and ‘willingess to go that extra mile’.

Uniform supplied.

Applications should be forwarded to the following email address no later than Feb 17th.








return to main page